Ladies, you are in luck! Any ailment whatsoever, just take some of this Complete Female Remedy, and it’ll fix it right up for ya.
I thought this might be a modern spoof, but searching turned up plenty of historical references, including vintage bottles you can buy on auction sites, and even a newspaper photo of Dr. Kilmer.
Another ad, with a list of purported ailments it can cure. Chronic weakness? Check! Suspicious growths? Naturally! Dull tired looks? Of course! Scalding urine? You bet!

Bottle of product.

Apparent newspaper reference to this product, and several other from Dr. Kilmer, with a photo of the good doctor.



Every time I buy do a line of cocaine I hope this.
I worry every day that my dad’s next bump is gonna be fent. Take care of yourself ♡