notptr to Funhole · 9 天前Engagement must go up!imagemessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down12
arrow-up167arrow-down1imageEngagement must go up!notptr to Funhole · 9 天前message-square75linkfedilink
minus-squarenotptrOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 天前Thank you for copying that floppy, but this very serious but lemmy is ded and needs more content. The engegment line must go up!
minus-squarejdr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 天前Oh no, have you tried stabbing it in the heat with an epi pen?
minus-squarenotptrOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 天前no that might work that would really speed up engagement on lemmy.
minus-squarenotptrOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 天前maybe the lurker overlords. I don’t know they don’t engage with us.
minus-squarejdr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 天前They can’t stare down from the toilet bowl rim forever. One day a small slip will send them careening down into the writhing pit. And then we’ll finally have the critical mass we need to go viral.
minus-squarenotptrOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 天前yes we need to get that critical mass to jump start lemmy.
minus-squarejdr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 天前what if we hired a PR agency to revitalize the brand
Thank you for copying that floppy, but this very serious but lemmy is ded and needs more content. The engegment line must go up!
Oh no, have you tried stabbing it in the heat with an epi pen?
no that might work that would really speed up engagement on lemmy.
Oh nice, does anyone have severe allergies?
maybe the lurker overlords. I don’t know they don’t engage with us.
They can’t stare down from the toilet bowl rim forever. One day a small slip will send them careening down into the writhing pit. And then we’ll finally have the critical mass we need to go viral.
yes we need to get that critical mass to jump start lemmy.
what if we hired a PR agency to revitalize the brand
oooo great idea, I think that will help lemmy