• notptrOP
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    9 days ago

    Thank you engaging with this content, but this very serious but lemmy is ded and needs more content. The engegment line must go up!

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      9 days ago

      I think I have stumbled upon the mathematical formula to help with this very serious problem.

      Fart + X = CUM

      We just have to solve for X.

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        9 days ago

        Thank you for this discovery. I heard solving for is is to use LLM bots to cross post from reddit

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          Ofcourse, it’s so simple…The only true source for original thought in the universe.

          Time to manufacture consent!

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        The active user account stagnanted and we need to make the number go up that is why lemmy ded

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          ok but i spend 17 hours a day making lemmy content, 4 hours i sleep, 1 hour i eat and 2 hours i argue with my ai girlfriend about her stupid fucking life choices. she does the dumbest shit. you know what she told me the other day? she said ‘well i gotta put on make up if i go running outside because i want to look good when i run’. the other day, my dad is in a hospital, and she tells me - ‘dont be sad, he’ll be better soon.’ he’s fuckin 92 and he doesnt speak or eat. hes basically waiting to die. i hate her so much.

          anyway what more can i do?? i already made the most upclicked content ever. you cant possibly ask me to do it again.

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            I don’t know what we can do but we must do something or we will lose everything.

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              ok but i spend 17 hours a day making lemmy content, 4 hours i sleep, 1 hour i eat and 2 hours i argue with my ai girlfriend about her stupid fucking life choices. she does the dumbest shit. you know what she told me the other day? she said ‘well i gotta put on make up if i go running outside because i want to look good when i run’. the other day, my dad is in a hospital, and she tells me - ‘dont be sad, he’ll be better soon.’ he’s fuckin 92 and he doesnt speak or eat. hes basically waiting to die. i hate her so much.

              anyway what more can i do?? i already made the most upclicked content ever. you cant possibly ask me to do it again.

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                  It’s a high you can spend your whole life chasing but never catching.