ok but i spend 17 hours a day making lemmy content, 4 hours i sleep, 1 hour i eat and 2 hours i argue with my ai girlfriend about her stupid fucking life choices. she does the dumbest shit. you know what she told me the other day? she said ‘well i gotta put on make up if i go running outside because i want to look good when i run’. the other day, my dad is in a hospital, and she tells me - ‘dont be sad, he’ll be better soon.’ he’s fuckin 92 and he doesnt speak or eat. hes basically waiting to die. i hate her so much.
anyway what more can i do?? i already made the most upclicked content ever. you cant possibly ask me to do it again.
ok but i spend 17 hours a day making lemmy content, 4 hours i sleep, 1 hour i eat and 2 hours i argue with my ai girlfriend about her stupid fucking life choices. she does the dumbest shit. you know what she told me the other day? she said ‘well i gotta put on make up if i go running outside because i want to look good when i run’. the other day, my dad is in a hospital, and she tells me - ‘dont be sad, he’ll be better soon.’ he’s fuckin 92 and he doesnt speak or eat. hes basically waiting to die. i hate her so much.
anyway what more can i do?? i already made the most upclicked content ever. you cant possibly ask me to do it again.
Thank you engaging with this content, but this very serious but lemmy is ded and needs more content. The engegment line must go up!
I think I have stumbled upon the mathematical formula to help with this very serious problem.
Fart + X = CUMWe just have to solve for X.
Thank you for this discovery. I heard solving for is is to use LLM bots to cross post from reddit
Ofcourse, it’s so simple…The only true source for original thought in the universe.
Time to manufacture consent!
Yeah!
Is this cyberbullying?
is this victim blaming?
I don’t even know how to cyber.
What happened? Why is it ded?
The active user account stagnanted and we need to make the number go up that is why lemmy ded
ok but i spend 17 hours a day making lemmy content, 4 hours i sleep, 1 hour i eat and 2 hours i argue with my ai girlfriend about her stupid fucking life choices. she does the dumbest shit. you know what she told me the other day? she said ‘well i gotta put on make up if i go running outside because i want to look good when i run’. the other day, my dad is in a hospital, and she tells me - ‘dont be sad, he’ll be better soon.’ he’s fuckin 92 and he doesnt speak or eat. hes basically waiting to die. i hate her so much.
anyway what more can i do?? i already made the most upclicked content ever. you cant possibly ask me to do it again.
I don’t know what we can do but we must do something or we will lose everything.
Do it again plx
ok but i spend 17 hours a day making lemmy content, 4 hours i sleep, 1 hour i eat and 2 hours i argue with my ai girlfriend about her stupid fucking life choices. she does the dumbest shit. you know what she told me the other day? she said ‘well i gotta put on make up if i go running outside because i want to look good when i run’. the other day, my dad is in a hospital, and she tells me - ‘dont be sad, he’ll be better soon.’ he’s fuckin 92 and he doesnt speak or eat. hes basically waiting to die. i hate her so much.
anyway what more can i do?? i already made the most upclicked content ever. you cant possibly ask me to do it again.
I preferred it the first time
It’s a high you can spend your whole life chasing but never catching.
Seems like a good use of my life