• @pythonoob@programming.dev
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    1011 months ago

    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a demon? Idk

    Both make pacts and contracts. Both honor the verbiage of the contract to the letter over the intent. Both will cost you dearly. Both generally only show up uninvited or when something bad happens. Both take benefit from others’ misfortune.

    I can’t tell the difference.

    • Egon [they/them]
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      11 months ago

      A demon fucks you, a lawyer fucks you. That’s the real difference I think