@mvmike@lemmy.ml to > Greentext@lemmy.ml • 11 months agoAnon talks about Joe Roganlemmy.mlimagemessage-square155fedilinkarrow-up11.52Karrow-down166
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minus-squareAynRandsGrindcoreBand [none/use name]linkfedilinkEnglish64•11 months agoIf you told Joe that Apple own a warehouse full of genetically altered chickens that actually laid iPhones he’d stare at you, slack-jawed and wonder why this hasn’t been reported in the press. Just a fucking clown from his toes to his eyelashes.
minus-square@ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink9•edit-211 months agoHow did you find out about the iChickens? That’s a trade secret.
minus-squareAynRandsGrindcoreBand [none/use name]linkfedilinkEnglish6•11 months agoahem I think you’ll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs’ DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say ‘boom’.
minus-square@HikingVetlink2•11 months agoIs the part above his eyelashes something else or is it just clown top?
minus-squareAynRandsGrindcoreBand [none/use name]linkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months agoPure, unfiltered and undiluted clown. It is so potent it acts like a reserve when the rest of the body needs to be replenished. Joe is, in all actuality, a clown camel.
If you told Joe that Apple own a warehouse full of genetically altered chickens that actually laid iPhones he’d stare at you, slack-jawed and wonder why this hasn’t been reported in the press. Just a fucking clown from his toes to his eyelashes.
How did you find out about the iChickens? That’s a trade secret.
ahem I think you’ll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs’ DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say ‘boom’.
Is the part above his eyelashes something else or is it just clown top?
Pure, unfiltered and undiluted clown. It is so potent it acts like a reserve when the rest of the body needs to be replenished.
Joe is, in all actuality, a clown camel.