balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipimagemessage-square326linkfedilinkarrow-up1891arrow-down112cross-posted to: lemmydirectory@lemmy.dbzer0.comwizards@lemmy.world
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minus-squareorenjlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-28 months agoCan you transmute my body to be a self sustaining nonsenescent machine? thanks
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoYour new eyes open. Data fills your processing units and fills your SSD. You live 100 years as an android before the death of everyone you know and your reality as a cold calculating machine begins to drive you mad…
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Can you transmute my body to be a self sustaining nonsenescent machine? thanks
in the meantime, consider cryonics
Your new eyes open. Data fills your processing units and fills your SSD. You live 100 years as an android before the death of everyone you know and your reality as a cold calculating machine begins to drive you mad…
thx bb its all i ever wanted <3