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minus-square@purahna@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilink37•11 months ago“an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”
minus-square@LouNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•11 months agoBaby I’m about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.
minus-square@sundreilinkEnglish3•11 months agoLike the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”
minus-square@PyroNeurosis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•11 months agoAll that monster gotta end up somewhere.
minus-squareR0cket_M00selinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoMonster, vape juice, and Doritos. What’s in your wallet geedunk?
minus-square@MrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilink1•11 months agoDude. Gross. Funny as hell… but eww But also lol. You ain’t right, but you’re alright
minus-squaresebinspacelinkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months ago“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback
“an improvised explosive device” is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call “jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected”
Dude’s got corrosive nuts
Baby I’m about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.
Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”
All that monster gotta end up somewhere.
Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.
What’s in your
walletgeedunk?Dude. Gross.
Funny as hell… but eww
But also lol. You ain’t right, but you’re alright
Thanks shippy!
“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback