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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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A new company backed by Lance Armstrong just raised $4 million dollars to track your stool and urine using artificial intelligence.

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"but it’s not all bad. They pay me to sit on the shitter a couple times a day and I only blacked out … once? twice! "

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