They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
They’d just give such a rando some actual position after the fact to save face