Lawyers for the former president proposed using “a previously approved facility at or near his residence” — presumably Mar-a-Lago — instead of a secure location run by the federal courts.

Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

  • Flying SquidEnglish
    38•11 months ago

    This is what happens when so few lawyers will touch you that you have to resort to the ones in strip malls.