• Venia Silente
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    011 months ago

    Every imperial unit of measure can be estimated whilst naked (but preferably clothed).

    so I can ask a 9 yr old child to walk out naked to the streets to measure a thing in their foot and:

    • I’ll get the exact same answer as if I send an adult priest naked to the street to measure the same thing in their foot
    • I’ll not get the priest to rape the kid

    ?

      • Venia Silente
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        411 months ago

        the officer also sees the naked child

        ennakes themself

        “well, time to fill the imperial metric quota”

    • @Lizardking27@lemmy.world
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      111 months ago

      Wow good job making both of the most beaten-into-the-ground jokes simultaneously. You win the award for most unoriginal.