Oh, ain’t life grand, I’ve got my wife, my dog, my truck, my beer and my gun

Yea life’s sweet, life’s worth living

Well my wife left me, at least I got my dog, my truck, my beer, and my gun

My dog left me, at least I got my truck, my beer, and my gun

My truck left me, at least I got my beer and my gun

My beer turned gay so I shot it with my gun, at least I still have that

At least I got my gun

Life ain’t worth living without my wife, my dog, my truck, my beer and my gun

At least I’ve still got my gun