The Picard Maneuver to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoI love melons so muchlemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1511arrow-down126
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minus-square@Someguy89@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish22•1 month agoThanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilinkEnglish8•30 days agoI used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
minus-squareNightwatch AdminlinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoNice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
minus-squaret҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅlinkfedilinkEnglish1•28 days agoahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?