"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoUnethical relationship advicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1361arrow-down113
arrow-up1348arrow-down1imageUnethical relationship advicelemmy.world"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareSlimeKnight@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up83arrow-down1·3 months agoWhile at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoIs it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down15·3 months agoMarriage is for religious weirdos
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up41arrow-down1·3 months agoUh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoIf you break your taxes how will we use them
While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
Is it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
Marriage is for religious weirdos
Uh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
If you break your taxes how will we use them
and for crime/court