Don_Dickle to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 1 month agoI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingmessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down17
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingDon_Dickle to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 1 month agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-square@Zozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglish8•1 month agoIf you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally. If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.
Oh so we are all already in hell. Got it.
If you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally.
If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.
I already suspected as much.