• @wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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    1117 days ago

    Imagine you’re a deer bear. You’re prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer bear lips down to the cool clear water… BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head!

    • @remotedev@lemmy.ca
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      517 days ago

      Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

      • @GenderNeutralBro
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        216 days ago

        I haven’t seen this movie in like 25 years, but I still read this in Marisa Tomei’s voice.