• @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      88 hours ago

      The bridge is in Canada. He should go back there and guard it.

      Apologies to my lovely Canadian friends. I would take a bullet for y’all, but I would burn down a lot of shit to get rid of Fled Cruz.

          • @Dvixen@lemmy.world
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            23 hours ago

            Too right. Hawai’i is far above him.

            I should have been more detailed in my criteria. Uninhabited, no vegetation, maybe even only an inch above sea level.

            I do like the raft idea. Drop him off with the flat pack, he can assemble it himself.