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minus-squareDr. WeskerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105arrow-down1·2 年前Anyone that unironically says, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best,” is waving their red flag at you.
minus-squareDr. WeskerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·2 年前I’m a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn’t let them know your real name or where you live.
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 年前“Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast.” -Varrick, Legend of Korra
minus-squareShiggles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 年前And it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前While travelling in another state preferably.
minus-squaretacosanonymous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 年前Agreed but I feel like they’re also advertising that they’ll ride it like they stole it.
minus-squaredeltapi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 年前Oh I absolutely hate that past experience forces me to agree with you wholeheartedly on this.
Anyone that unironically says, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best,” is waving their red flag at you.
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I’m a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn’t let them know your real name or where you live.
“Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast.” -Varrick, Legend of Korra
And it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.
While travelling in another state preferably.
Agreed but I feel like they’re also advertising that they’ll ride it like they stole it.
Oh I absolutely hate that past experience forces me to agree with you wholeheartedly on this.