1st line : yeah, I’ve never noticed this before, but if it bothers you; hell yeah get that celery out of there.
2nd line : I agree with all of these statements
3rd line : … goddamn…
A minute later : You know what, fuck Campbell’s! I’m won over. That third line is legit.
I would actually buy this. I’m super sensitive to the taste of the celery shit that they put in soup. They put it in soups where it doesn’t belong.
Fucking clam chowder has no need for celery seasoning. Potato soup has no need for celery seasoning.
Campbell’s needs to get out of the soup business completely and instead suck start shotguns for a living.
Me reading this :
1st line : yeah, I’ve never noticed this before, but if it bothers you; hell yeah get that celery out of there. 2nd line : I agree with all of these statements 3rd line : … goddamn…
A minute later : You know what, fuck Campbell’s! I’m won over. That third line is legit.