Sometimes ChatGPT can be legitimately funny. I asked it to fill out the permissions application as Meta.
A high step count might be rewarded with an ad for comfortable running shoes; prolonged inactivity could trigger promotions for ergonomic chairs.
LOL
Dear App Store Reviewer,
We’re pleased to outline our reasons for the various permissions required by our Threads application.
Permission #1: Location Access to location data allows us to provide a more personalized user experience. Localized content, such as debates about neighborhood parking restrictions, would facilitate more engaging interactions. It also enables more accurate restaurant ads.
Permission #2: Health Data With health data, we can offer timely suggestions for wellness activities based on user habits. A high step count might be rewarded with an ad for comfortable running shoes; prolonged inactivity could trigger promotions for ergonomic chairs.
Permission #3: Microphone Access Audio transcriptions serve to identify users’ conversation topics, allowing us to tailor content to their interests. Casual mentions of Italian cuisine could prompt an influx of pasta maker ads, enhancing their culinary explorations.
Permission #4: Camera Access Camera access improves our ability to understand user preferences through their captured images. Frequent snapshots of their pet parrot might lead to a subtle increase in bird seed and cage cleaner advertisements.
Permission #5: Contact List Contact lists assist us in identifying common interests within a user’s network. Frequent discussions about vintage car restoration with certain contacts might result in targeted ads for classic auto parts, supporting their hobby.
Permission #6: Calendar Calendar sync provides us insight into users’ upcoming events, allowing for timely content suggestions. If a user’s calendar reveals a dental appointment, we might find it apt to provide ads for mouthwash and high-end toothbrushes.
Permission #7: Biometric Data Biometric data offers enhanced user security, while also informing us about their stress levels. Irregular heartbeats during work hours might indicate a need for calming ads featuring spa retreats or meditation apps.
Permission #8: Browsing History By understanding a user’s browsing habits, we can refine the content we present to them. Browsing for second-hand furniture might result in a myriad of ads for antique shops, aiding in their quest for the perfect vintage armoire.
Permission #9: Social Media Account Linking Linking social media accounts allows us to understand a user’s broader digital footprint, leading to a comprehensive content curation strategy. Regular ‘likes’ on pictures of home-baked bread across platforms might trigger an increase in ads for artisanal bread making kits.
Permission #10: Dream Journal Entries Our most innovative request, access to users’ dream journal entries, could provide a unique perspective on their subconscious interests. Dreams of tropical beaches could result in a range of ads for sun hats, SPF creams, and all-inclusive resort packages.
We trust these explanations clarify our intent: providing a user-centric application experience, catered to individual lifestyles, with the necessary bonus of extremely personalized advertising.
And the description will probably end up as ‘detailed’ as the change-log. “API required for full app functionality”
Sometimes ChatGPT can be legitimately funny. I asked it to fill out the permissions application as Meta.
LOL
Dear App Store Reviewer,
We’re pleased to outline our reasons for the various permissions required by our Threads application.
Permission #1: Location Access to location data allows us to provide a more personalized user experience. Localized content, such as debates about neighborhood parking restrictions, would facilitate more engaging interactions. It also enables more accurate restaurant ads.
Permission #2: Health Data With health data, we can offer timely suggestions for wellness activities based on user habits. A high step count might be rewarded with an ad for comfortable running shoes; prolonged inactivity could trigger promotions for ergonomic chairs.
Permission #3: Microphone Access Audio transcriptions serve to identify users’ conversation topics, allowing us to tailor content to their interests. Casual mentions of Italian cuisine could prompt an influx of pasta maker ads, enhancing their culinary explorations.
Permission #4: Camera Access Camera access improves our ability to understand user preferences through their captured images. Frequent snapshots of their pet parrot might lead to a subtle increase in bird seed and cage cleaner advertisements.
Permission #5: Contact List Contact lists assist us in identifying common interests within a user’s network. Frequent discussions about vintage car restoration with certain contacts might result in targeted ads for classic auto parts, supporting their hobby.
Permission #6: Calendar Calendar sync provides us insight into users’ upcoming events, allowing for timely content suggestions. If a user’s calendar reveals a dental appointment, we might find it apt to provide ads for mouthwash and high-end toothbrushes.
Permission #7: Biometric Data Biometric data offers enhanced user security, while also informing us about their stress levels. Irregular heartbeats during work hours might indicate a need for calming ads featuring spa retreats or meditation apps.
Permission #8: Browsing History By understanding a user’s browsing habits, we can refine the content we present to them. Browsing for second-hand furniture might result in a myriad of ads for antique shops, aiding in their quest for the perfect vintage armoire.
Permission #9: Social Media Account Linking Linking social media accounts allows us to understand a user’s broader digital footprint, leading to a comprehensive content curation strategy. Regular ‘likes’ on pictures of home-baked bread across platforms might trigger an increase in ads for artisanal bread making kits.
Permission #10: Dream Journal Entries Our most innovative request, access to users’ dream journal entries, could provide a unique perspective on their subconscious interests. Dreams of tropical beaches could result in a range of ads for sun hats, SPF creams, and all-inclusive resort packages.
We trust these explanations clarify our intent: providing a user-centric application experience, catered to individual lifestyles, with the necessary bonus of extremely personalized advertising.
Yours sincerely, The Facebook Team
Good job on #10. I love it.
I had to massage the prompt and have it rewrite it three times, but it finally nailed it. The dream journal cracked me up.