pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前Some Mnemonicssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1354arrow-down16
arrow-up1348arrow-down1imageSome Mnemonicssh.itjust.workspastermil@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square19linkfedilink
minus-squareauthorinthedarklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 年前THAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 年前Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
minus-squareThe Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Just don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 年前STEP 1: find company run by idiots STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job STEP 3: barely work at all STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks
THAT’S how I’m supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology
Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.
Just don’t work there, seems like a company run by idiots
STEP 1: find company run by idiots
STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job
STEP 3: barely work at all
STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks