@Wats0ns@sh.itjust.workscake to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agoTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square273fedilinkarrow-up11.36Karrow-down1159file-text
arrow-up11.2Karrow-down1imageTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.works@Wats0ns@sh.itjust.workscake to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agomessage-square273fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZorquelinkfedilink58•11 months agoWhat if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
minus-squareAfghaniscranlinkfedilink30•11 months agoNo need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
minus-square@Lemon_Rick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish12•11 months agoZorque is envied by every gent, ’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent Every saint and sinner Can each be a winner When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
minus-square@Klicnik@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months ago“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
minus-square@IonAddis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•11 months agoThen you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it. Pornhub, maybe?
minus-square@gridleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•11 months agoJust crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyerlinkfedilink3•11 months agoThat depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
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What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
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The last time I tried that the police were called.
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Just got to find the right contest, friend
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
Put my dick in what now?
“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it.
Pornhub, maybe?
Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
That depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.