“Analysis of the tearing pattern in these pants suggest that the owner did not rip them themselves. This tear was done by a machine…in the factory!!1eleven! Clearly the suspect is nothing but an impostor”
“We also found a reciept for these pants from a local luxury store. Seems like the owner got…ripped off”
My favorite part was:
It’s like: “Hey! did someone else tear those pants? Why haven’t you modified your jacket?!? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!”
Tonight in CSI Punk:
“Analysis of the tearing pattern in these pants suggest that the owner did not rip them themselves. This tear was done by a machine…in the factory!!1eleven! Clearly the suspect is nothing but an impostor”
“We also found a reciept for these pants from a local luxury store. Seems like the owner got…ripped off”
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS SPIT WAS SHOP BOUGHT!!!
It’s like a Portlandia sketch