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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 30 days ago

I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

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I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 30 days ago

Save a few words. Make life easier. How can this possibly go wrong?

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Granted. Your teapot now always has an entire lemon inside. It’s not clear how it got in there.

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