• @thisbenzingring
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    53 months ago

    Has anyone spoken with the couch? Maybe it’s a willing participant in this sexual deviancy. I’m serious, is it even sex if someone uses a latex glove to ejaculate a couch? Do you think he had a name for the couch or was it just a spur of the moment thing? I’m starting to see your point… It was very likely unwanted behavior. Couches are not normally fucked with a latex glove covered cock. It was violated.

    I’m not saying JD Vance fucked a couch but if he did it might have been something more serious than is being discussed.

    • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      23 months ago

      I’ve reached out to the couch, but it said the trauma was too fresh to be able to open up about it at this time. I respected the will of the couch and left it at that.