Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?

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Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 年前

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I’ve got bad news for ya, it’s a baby seal
- ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world
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  Thank God it’s not a baby shark.
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    Doo doo doo

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