• @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    493 months ago

    This works for so many occasions too. At a watermelon eating contest? Backup in the car. Going to a funeral? Backup in the car. Need to bury a body? Backup clothing, right there.

    • @lars
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      243 months ago

      Carry two swimsuits: one for me and one for the recently departed.

        • @lars
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          93 months ago

          Oh right. Also bring your scriptures or a turntable with the two swimsuits so you can experiment with new material during the sendoff.