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Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 months ago

Anon tries to be witty

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Anon tries to be witty

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 months ago

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@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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33•7 months ago
Eat 19 avocados a day.
- dentoid
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  30•7 months ago
  You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day
  - @BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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    9•7 months ago
    I can’t afford that. They don’t just grow on trees
    - Buglefingers
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      1•4 months ago
      “Wait, they do grow on trees! Why the hell is it so expensive?”
  - @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    5•7 months ago
    You might, but a life without avocado regrets is a life avocado-unlived 🤷

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