• meseek #2982
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    2014 days ago

    I’m still pissed they scrapped my idea of sending in a cold slice of pizza cut in half with a card that reads “we love you employee #3891-A” 😡

    • Xerø
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      16 days ago

      Cold slice of pizza with a randomly placed large hair on it. You’ll be so distracted and lightly stressed out by the hairy cheese plank that your original major stressors will be forgotten.