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minus-square@demesisx@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish21•edit-26 months agoImma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.
minus-square@Laser@feddit.delinkfedilink5•6 months agoIs docker even declarative? Also you can build docker images from nix derivations
minus-square@demesisx@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish13•edit-26 months ago Is docker even declarative? Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix). Also you can build docker images from nix derivations Yes. I know.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)linkEnglish1•6 months agoNah, screw that. Time to distribute stuff as a VM image.
minus-square@ulterno@lemmy.kde.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish16•edit-26 months ago1950s A: The transistor I made using your blueprint doesn’t switch properly at 12V. Maker of Blueprint: The one I made, works at 12V. B: I’mma make standard transistors. why? Blueprint was made by a person in the tropics. A was in Europe
That’s why
dockerwas created.Imma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.
Is docker even declarative?
Also you can build docker images from nix derivations
Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix).
Yes. I know.
Nah, screw that.
Time to distribute stuff as a VM image.
1950s
A: The transistor I made using your blueprint doesn’t switch properly at 12V.
Maker of Blueprint: The one I made, works at 12V.
B: I’mma make standard transistors.
why?
Blueprint was made by a person in the tropics.
A was in Europe