• synae[he/him]
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    37 months ago

    And then they get on a Boeing and crash into the misty mountains and now you’ve got an “Alive!” situation with the fellowship.

    I’d say eat Sam first, but he’s the one with all the cooking skills so maybe save him for last.

    Next candidate… Gimli probably tastes like salted (not-so-long?) pork so him I guess.

    Unless you’re holding out for Boromir kebabs?