@tetris11@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agoGuns are now string instruments and always have been. Describe a typical gun situation.message-square11fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down112
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGuns are now string instruments and always have been. Describe a typical gun situation.@tetris11@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareEpheralinkfedilink8•2 months agoFor a moment, I thought, this was a Not-The-Onion headline, that some US court had decided they can’t regulate guns, because they’re musical instruments, actually.
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilink4•2 months agoImagine it is. A Texas Ranger sidles up to you menacingly. What do you do?
minus-squareEpheralinkfedilink3•2 months agoWell, obviously, I pull out my M3 tactical banjotgun and start blasting …the finest damn tunes that Texas Ranger heard in their whole life.
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilink1•2 months agoHe’s taken cover behind a cello and is palm fingering A minor. He’s looking in your direction
For a moment, I thought, this was a Not-The-Onion headline, that some US court had decided they can’t regulate guns, because they’re musical instruments, actually.
Imagine it is. A Texas Ranger sidles up to you menacingly. What do you do?
Well, obviously, I pull out my M3 tactical banjotgun and start blasting …the finest damn tunes that Texas Ranger heard in their whole life.
He’s taken cover behind a cello and is palm fingering A minor. He’s looking in your direction
He’s fingering WHAT