I recently stood near with two distinguished professors of architecture who were talking about a colleague obsessed with replacing concrete with a material derived from a fungus.

They were about to move on with their conversation.

I rudely interrupted, apologised for my brain, and explained their colleague had a point, because concrete structures were less roomy than fungus ones…

… because there’s not mushroom.

They regarded me as one may look at a developmentally challenged toddler.

No regrets here though.

Never. Also, keep it out of bright light and never feed it after midnight.

Footage of the perps planning the heist.

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The patriarchy don’t respect the matriarchy unless in the presence of the batriarchy. Got it.

According to a statement from her doctors, they had hopes up until her very last moments that she would 🎵 turn around… 🎵

Bullshit

I’d love the ability to filter users based on average posts per day. My world does not need twenty screenshots per hour of some edgy comments from Xitter. I don’t care whether the posters are human or not; what does it matter if they’ve become meat puppets of the algorithm?

Arthur: How many times Merlin? Hang a sock on the door!

From the thumbnail, I expected: Scientists develop world’s thinnest waffle.

Twats of a feather riot together

Now there’s a version of the Last Supper ready for the painting…

The real cheese was the fromage we made along the whey

Art of the Steal

Yes! They both have the same Greek root, katharos, meaning purified.

You underestimate gizoogle.net. It’s not prewritten, it can gizoogle any page. No AI involved, btw.

Back in the mists of time, gizoogle.net offered similar vibes: http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.biblegateway.com%2Fpassage%2F%3Fsearch%3DGenesis%25201%26version%3DKJ21&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Juju Excuse for Spouting Unconscionable Shit

The Lab Director’s name is literally D Coy lol

Party shark doo doo doo-doo doo-doo