As a Californian, you’re all just jealous. I will sit atop my pile of avocados and wildfires and functional economy.

Yeah, we built them a prison system so they could abuse brown people legally instead.

Yes but my point is that we did not really reconcile. The Civil War’s division has never properly healed, as evidenced by our current political situation.

Is that what happened after the American Civil War?

Yes, that’s Panty doing her thing.

Not yes or no, but a secret third thing

Fuck you beat me to it

Mark Wahlberg in The Happening.

It’s maybe my favorite new show this season. I’m so in the bag for Suzu.

Is he also very stretchy?

I’d love a whole show of mirror Kira and her sexy adventures. I like the camp.

I liked Fringe until it shat the bed

I think the recent reboot is inexplicably a horror b-movie, yeah? Very weird.

When I was maybe 10, I wanted Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis more than anything. My mother, who is an attorney, said it was too violent. So in order to convince her, I built a strong argument and plied her with it non-stop. I would argue that I was a smart kid and all that crap about video games making you violent was garbage. The argument that finally won me my beloved MK was that she had let me watch RoboCop the year before, and I hadn’t gotten messed up by that. After that I was pretty much allowed to play or watch whatever.

It’s the earliest I can remember really forming a coherent argument with supporting facts and whatnot, and advocating for what I want. It’s a skill that would serve me quite well going forward. Well played, Mom.

I have Raycon Active buds. They’re great at staying in while sleeping or running or whatever. Kinda too expensive for the sound quality imo but the fit is really good, at least for me.

Yeah we basically never stopped fighting that war, it just went cold.

My favorite hot mess

I think Maomao is 17 and Jinshi is 19