If it’s supposed to represented the union between those two, than why are the green and the orange regions separated by a giant white border?

Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it’s on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?

How many more times will this exact same thing be posted and upvoted around here?

Cockroaches kill each other and eat each other…

Finally someone who sees things the way I do. I always hated it when after sports/p.e. my classmates would add the smell of cheap deodorant to the smell of their sweat. The sweat smell on its own would have been less offensive. (Provided it was relatively fresh sweat. But even in the case of days old rancid sweat, nothing can really take the place of plain old washing yourself.)

Well, it’s not the department of planning ahead…

Call me old fashioned, but I think the actual name of the airline (“Blue Islands”, btw) belongs in the actual headline, not buried two paragraphs into the article.

Who complains about whole grain bread?

Right, one of those copper wires that naturally just lie around from growing in copper wire trees…

My plants are tomatoes, bell peppers, basil, oregano, garlic and coffee (no serious hopes for a good harvest in my climate).

Am I still allowed to call myself a man?

Bullish news for nVidia? Softbank’s investment decisions sometimes seem to rival Jim Cramer’s advice…

Schlautelefone greifen unsere Fähigkeit an, unser eigenes Handeln bewusst, selbstbestimmt und nach unsren eigenen Plänen zu lenken. Ich hab das selber lange für dummes Geschwätz von Ewiggestrigen gehalten, aber inzwischen muss ich es einfach einsehen.

Was den Wecker angeht: Ich empfehle dringend den Kauf eines klassischen physischen Weckers, der wirklich nur ein Wecker ist und sonst nichts. Die Dinger kosten 20 bis 30 Euro, das kann man davon mal machen.

How are you going to get aluminium if you don’t already have electricity, and quite a lot of it?

CRTs just plain don’t have a native resolution. They just reach a point when you cannot tell two neighboring pixels apart any more.

Why the he fuck am I sitting here, looking at this pic and getting nostalgic about those stupid bulky, power-hungry, washed-up picture producing, x-ray-emitting CRT shit boxes?

I don’t get what’s supposed to be funny here…

Does nobody here find it a bit insane that 11 dollars is seen as an acceptable price for a sandwich these days?

It would be pretty mean to not pay him that point – but technically, I’m pretty sure he cannot legally demand payment after quite that much time. Pretty sure purely civil claims expire after some time of not being pressed.

Hat man davon, wenn man Union wählt.

(Oder wenn man SPD wählt. Dann scheitert’s halt an Inkompetenz.)

Known but actively ignored.