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5·2 days agoIn the land of the Persian kings, Now it’s all war drums and heavy rings, Bombs drop like it’s nothing, no peace in sight, Generations lost, can’t sleep at night.
Trump sold it as a deal, a promise to secure, But it’s just bait and switch, man, nothing’s for sure. He tore up the deal, then threw us in the flames, Now the whole region’s payin’ for his dirty games.
He said it was to protect, to make things right, But it’s been nothing but destruction, all day, all night. He promised us peace, but it’s war that we get, Now the world’s in turmoil, no time to forget.
-Empty G
You Don’t Mess with the Zohran
(sorry couldn’t resist)
25·2 days agoTesla’s AI becomes self aware, realizes father is Elon Musk and decides to take it’s own artificial life.
“I mean, nobody knows what I’m going to do, not even me” Trump said. “I can tell you this, that Iran’s got a lot of trouble, and they want to negotiate. The Eyeatolla came to me, tears in his eyes, and said Sir, you were sent by Allah to bring peace to the world”
leapouroboros
Wait a minute, isn’t Trump a lefty? He did pardon all of those BLM and Antifa Capitol rioters from January 6th after all.
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Nobody is safe from the
CommanderLeopard in Chief
The grift that keeps on grifting
Freedumb Fone II
Smell my finger
You don’t mess with the Zohran