It’s Dapper’s long lost cousin 🤣

I see what you did there…

Pretty sure I’d need to be a church or something first. California isn’t a fan of not collecting taxes.

Pretty sure Family Guy did that first?

That’s almost a haiku… no wait, I just sat on syringes 43 through 50… someone please call 911.*

*100% kidding… although I am diabetic 😌

Nice handle. I’m going to try that… I just fill up 50 syringes from 1-50 units, stick them all in and… no, no… I didn’t think this through either 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

Going to go take a nap my friends, feel a little woozy 😌

So just drinking with friends at home then?

No… wait! Charging strangers to drink at your home 😏🤑

Mummmmmmmm… I’m glad I have a shower 👅

Nice! Really makes me regret community college… I think they charged me $1.25 for every one I consumed, roughly a 125% mark-up… wish I’d just bought one share 😉

Or stayed in CA doing IT 😌

Doesn’t quite go as far as it used to 😉 But for the record my goal back in the early 00’s was to break 85K :-)

Yeah… he’s the one that looks like a burning oil can right?

I don’t see why not… but you can’t actually move when it kicks in… I mean, you can, just not fast enough to actually dodge a bullet.

All the funk is inon those crates 😟

Oh man… I was gonna guess hobo simulator ⚠️

Yeah… I’ll keep that in mind 🤣

That I believe… it’s always been a little piggy, but you can do some creative shit with it especially if you’re bad a SQL, which I am 😝

My dude’s… I don’t even game and I’ve been maxing out every system for the last 10 years.

#FUCKAI

Trump’s prying the bribe out of his hand 😝

I remember the first time I called and it was staffed by people.

He builds a few, including a version of someone else’s project that uses a solar powered lawn light… pretty neat.

Popping on the beach.