I have a kobo Clara color. Not sure if you can change the background color, but it has a “dark mode” that inverts the black on white, to white on black. You can also highlight in various colors, change font size, line spacing, margin, and it even comes with the “Open Dyslexic” font.

Edit: Derp, you said free… I can delete if you want :/

I stock shelves for a living. I can only thank the flying spaghetti monster that they don’t use his face as a logo on that chocolate flavored drywall he sells as candy bars…

In Texas, we spent a semester (half the school year) learning Texas history, and the other half the year learning World History. This was during the start of “No Child Left Behind”, so it was basically “memorize the answers to the test”, instead of “actually learn the material”…

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It’s a perfectly cromulent assumption…

This reads like a little kid/middle schooler that discovered the thesaurus function…

My parents served as an example of “what not to do”.

I made a personal vow years ago, that i would never be what my dad was to me, to anybody else…

I put all the guts to my server in an old pc case. Find a micro case, maybe wire up the case fan to usb so you don’t overheat anything.

This is why i like orchestra style music, no lyrics to focus on so it’s a little easier to deal with…

I’m imagining him in a hobby lobby, dollhouse accessories aisle…

Do they make cock cages that small?

No worries, we all deal with stress in our own ways.

When i had to take my dog to the emergency vet, I got on discord and posted about ten Star Trek memes in under five minutes. One of the guys asked if I was ok, that’s when i broke down and revealed the reason. I was basically looking for attention…

My parents taught me that asking for help meant you are a failure. Does Lemmy have a “raised by narcissists” sub yet?

Ok, my memory failed me, it was multiple balloons with a larger one on top. Here’s a review that features the actress i saw, not sure if they had to modify the balloon count for the Dallas show: https://munroreview.com/2018/09/22/review-cirque-du-soleils-corteo-is-nice-but-underwhelming/

When cirque came to Dallas a few years ago, it was a little person with one (big)* balloon! Most fun I’ve had at a show!

Edit: My memory failed me, but here’s a photo from one of the shows: Corteo

Why do we keep using the word “losing”? If they are selling off, they’ve “lost” the trust/faith/whatever…

I thought sending your children into the fields was what made those farms work?

And I’m a bit of a diva. :)

If you listen to this post closely, you can actually hear the fellatio.