Ook the Librarian
My namesake is a human librarian that was turned into an orangutan. All he says is “Ook” and can traverse the library stacks with great ease. He is happy.
I have a pretty strange knowledge set. I’m not super friendly, but I like to get high and link people to stuff. Just pretend I said only “ook”
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Wow, you’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!
I’ll happily supply the hacksaw to keep you occupied.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK The US Government has a Webpage for New Fathers to Find Dad Jokes
7·2 年前I actually love that we have resourses like this.
My gripe is that they miss the mark by targeting new dads. The reason dad jokes are great is they are the first jokes your kid understands. So I would think dads of 4 to 9 year-olds would be a better target.
The high you feel when your kid cracks up at some offhand dumb joke can’t be bottled.
But the reason I love this as a resourse is that explaining jokes to a curious child develops connections in their head in a way that only a parenting rolemodel can really do. So even if it’s not laugh-out-loud funny to explain a joke, if your child tells you that they do not get a joke, first and foremost realize that is a vunerable admission. Buddies will rag on you for not getting it. Parents see a gap in their kids’ world experience that they can fill.
Is this seriously your takeaway from a well-thought out post? This the smugness of reddit that I really don’t miss.
edit: I am refering to the root comment, as that isn’t clear.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You were disabled. You're stuck laying down most of the day. What do you do to earn a living and survive?
11·2 年前This can’t help in the short term, I would consider learning steno. It used to cost thousands to rent specialized equipment to do it. Now with Plover (foss), the software component is free. You just need a keyboard with n-key rollover to do it.
I wouldn’t actually recommend learning on a standard keyboard. I personally use an ortholinear for typing, and that’s what got me into plover.
One way this would help one disabilities to make money is that with high-speed internet, you can caption internet broadcasts or remote company meetings. There are nonprofits that you would work for to find companies that need your service.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
Firefox@lemmy.ml•The fact that firefox updates when I open it instead of when I close it. Has to be the most annoying feature ever.
3·2 年前How else would you know it was doing anything?
Who says the kid didn’t scavenge for it?
I bet he gets fed frozen pizza. Lazy-ass guardians. You need to cook that shit.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Alabama station in disbelief after 200-foot radio tower stolen
152·2 年前Fun fact: 200-foot radio towers are free. You can take them home. I have 257 200-foot radio towers.
As someone with protanomaly (colorblindness due to sucky red cones), this guy is a hero.
You’re correct in a lot of languages; Excel comes to mind. Just that’s not how
int rand()works in C.Sorry, I don’t why you’re getting snark and even being accused of using the word “integer”.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Project Veritas admits there was no evidence of election fraud at Pennsylvania post office in 2020
2·2 年前This is shocking though. It’s usually subtext that they are lying. I think something was discovered in the constant litigation they need to get ahead of.
But which consumes more energy? Like really. I’m betting AI does, but some tasks might be close.
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Tucker Carlson interviews Putin and asks Zelenskyy for conversationEnglish
1·2 年前How can you enjoy your tea without a window?
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can someone help me understand this maths riddle?
5·2 年前Exactly. More precisely, the wording is making the reader confuse assets and debts. Which side of the ledger does that sheep actually belong on?
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
Moving to: m/AskMbin!@kbin.social•Do you use a serial (Oxford) comma?
1·2 年前You, laz.y ba’stard;
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Could plants/trees be an evil alien species that came to earth and made us dependent on them ?
13·2 年前“Daddy, why do people have to eat?”
[long pull from cig] “Plants… They came here. Now we are enslaved to eat them. It is their way.”
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump wants to debate Biden 'immediately' — but president shrugs him off
8·2 年前On the other hand, he hasn’t done a debate so far for this presidential race
It is way too early for R vs. D debates. Why would Biden debate him? Biden is handily beating Dean Phillips. Trump needs to defeat Haley first. It’s not Biden fault Haley is still in it.














I live in the second one. On purpose. I’ll never wear my debian tshirt.