I also make a mean fried rice!

I have some from Costco. Hoping they are radioactive and I can gain the powers of shrimp.

Their kosher dills slap

I love that episode.

“Hey wait a minute! Bender’s name isn’t Bonder, it’s Bender!”

Is there a Ralph’s nearby?

Seconded. Many schools have programs that will help with funeral costs if you donate.

The morning after entirely way too much beer and spicy food

How else am I going to achieve my dream of becoming Shrimp Man

👁️👅👁️

You’re right. I just realized I had it backwards. I didn’t even see the loop part and thought that sticky bit was coming out from the nose.

That bit on the front of the shell looks like they swapped the fuse out entirely. Likely replaced with something that detonates when it hits the ground.

Last time I went to target the face wash was locked up. No employees readily available so I left.

Bad driving, good driving, too much shit in food, too little shit in food, Tuesday, etc. make something up and I’m sure someone has been banned for it.

You guys found someone at Lowes?

Moving on doesn’t pay any extra

Always though Jupiter was pretty cool

I’m paid by the hour, why would I want to do something in half the time?

Yo what the fuck

Id recommend stopping after you finish the series as there aren’t any episodes after that

Well, that’s all the evidence I need