1. | Heaven is where the police are British
2. | …why would police be allowed into heaven?
3. | It feels like an easy upvote as an American, but…there are countries where police are dutiful, helpful, and measured in force.

The second line implies there isn’t a single good cop in the entire world that would get into heaven. Otherwise it would have said “why would British police be allowed into heaven?”.

So this entire comment threat is about every single police on Earth.

Sugar is something humans crave. So unless you get less-human by aging, I suggest you try a couple of them instead of seeking attention.

But are you talking about Piece by Piece, or about Piece by Piece?

One politician maybe.

But not all of them.

You should eat more fibers. That is most definitely not normal.

Normal would be pooping once a day.

You are already paying for the food, aren’t you?

So it isn’t free.

And you don’t need wait staff to open your own bottle either.

That is just the plot of Thunderpants

I believe the guy forgot the jar on the radiator and it boiled his own cum into a gas that dispersed around his house.

I mean, if those .mlers could just stop banning users for stupid reasons for one day, we wouldn’t get daily posts.

Fuck that noise.

Reality is already bleak enough. Don’t need it when I try to escape it.

Hey, no kink shaming.

Unless they like it of course.

Nah they don’t, they just have to abuse it.

Even the Dutch way of handling things isn’t perfect though.

There are plenty of heroin addicted homeless who have to travel daily between shelter and those clinics. The problem is that they are on opposite sides of Amsterdam.

So they need to travel daily through the entire city without money to get their fix and be back to the shelter before evening. Most end up somewhere along the way to get an illegal dose instead.

Also the limit of 3 means a lot of full addicts still need to get the rest of their other fixes somewhere else.

But it is definitely better than most countries.

Good to see you coming to terms with being a spineless clown.

But being a communist is not mutually exclusive with being a tankie. Anyone that simps for authoritatian imperialist regimes like Russia or China is a tankie, no matter if they are communist, socialist, capitalist or any other ist.

Why does she stay in his room? Was she waiting for him to die or something?

Got it to move sideways. When I passed out drunk.

No, at 5:00h

Why are you putting a 0 in front of that? Do you also say 0100€?

They could do it with 5 billion crabs. So I’d say around that number.

I mean, there are people who go freaky at the sight of feet even though you can see bare naked ones on every beach in the world.

Could it be that you were never really interested in breasts in the first place?

Why would anyone delete their gym?