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“HELP”

We got this

Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/

Vols I, II, and III would like a little sunlight too, please

Guess we’re not sharin’ bush after all

They forgot to ask the elk

It’s gotta bay may

Why am I reading this, I should be reading articles

The sycophancy of AI is so cringe. Why did they give it the personality of an American kindergarten teacher?

Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats

That’s adorkable

Hog juice can’t melt steel beams

My Octopus Teacher fucked me up. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean

I didn’t even ask to be born, much less take a job with a UHC health plan

What?

And no spherical cows either??

I pulled on a str and unraveled my C socks!

• wreak havoc
• destroy society
• get cute
• burn it all to the ground

As Natalie Wynn would say, it’s the mouthfeel