Will it cut a billionaire in half and how fast?

Would you recommend a better model for the job?

I have an idea!

Ah fak it was already invented. Fak.

You basty nitch!

Hey it happened to me, too!

“I won’t sit here and take this anymore!” while standing keeps me up at night.

Such a tragedy.

I’m still waiting on Obama’s birth certificate.

I KNOW some pedo stuff is up with that!

dm me for warez

Strict paleo diet. Wear bear skin that you hunted and skinned yourself.

Absolutely no pineapple, bark, puddles of water.

Mayonnaise works as a repellent but it makes you gay so don’t use too much.

They’re investigating the animal abuser too, right?

Right?

Consequeeeenceeeees.

“Are we so different you and I, mr. Jones?”

It was already pretty inaccessible. I know where to look, my mom sure AF don’t. And now they’re all harvesting her data.

Hypothetically. My mom is dead, but you get the point.

They’re harvesting her nutrients or whatever now.

The USA has become a sort of Simpsons/Black Mirror crossover episode.

No, it is doing something over and over expecting a different result (according to the late great psychologist Alfred Einstein MD who didn’t even say that).

That’s interesting too though because it’s the definition of a factoid, which is an erroneous statement presented as fact because of broad repetition.

Here’s the definition of insanity btw since people think that a quip misattributed to Einstein about something unrelated is the actual definition for some reason.

Sure is news to me.

Wake up 1 hour before you leave, 1 hour commute there, 1 hour home eats another 3 hours that for some reason come out of your personal time slot.

Tell St. Peter I can’t go,

I own my soul to the company store.