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  • The elderly keep many disappointing restaurants afloat.

    There’s a place by my house that has aggressively mediocre food. Every dish on the menu is merely edible, nothing to rave about. The sphaghetti tasted like Chef Boyardee, the steaks are under seasoned, the fish is overcooked, burgers are decent but always dry, gyro platter and sandwich are served with watery tzatziki that ruins the otherwise pre prepared meat, and the entire breakfast menu is always served just slightly warm. This place has like 150 menu items and does none of them well.

    The only reason I go there is because I take my grandfather out for dinner twice a month. I ask him where he wants to go, and half the time he wants to go there. I have taken him to good restaurants but he doesn’t like the selection. He wants to be able to pick from 200 choices in one spot, even if none of these are particularly good.



  • Zron@lemmy.worldtoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon is a fighter
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    14 days ago

    Sounds like you need a bigger gun for each hand.

    .500 Smith and Wesson in each hand aught to do it.

    Just make sure you land the first shot center mass, cause by the third you’re gonna be shooting at planes.

    You will no longer have wrists, of course, but that is a small price to pay for victory.