They are to 5 year olds.

She’s head over heels for me!

My daughter thought so too.

I’m special and can’t get the spoiler markdown to work on mobile

It was too late to matter for the game, but that was a bogus PI call in the end zone.

You two knock it off, or you’re grounded

I’ve been a dad for a while, so the well is deep.

Pick 6! Woooo

Well how about that! That was unexpected, and some sloppy football

They want to be the Lions?

It’s turning into a game now!

Lol at that title

Yes!

They’re dominating the second too.

Great album! Iron Maiden always brought it with their artwork.

Giants D is doing well, Dart too.

If they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.

I enjoyed 13 Assasins, it’s worth a viewing.

I didn’t ask

Back in the day, if you wrote to the FBI and asked if there was file on you, they would start a file on you.