Ah second comment! Got ya!

Did anyone say that it was better this way? He could just go buy another yatch instead.

Dont let perfection be the enemy of better

I have a pair of soccer socks that have L and R. The seams and some extra padding are contoured to the foot

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Exactly this. Ive got too much shit in my brain to remember this. Not to mention, you called while im at [place] and cant dedicate brain power to you. Remember this isnt the days of land lines where you had to be home, and available to answer the phone, and most people kept note pads right next to the phone so they could write down that information

Did not see that coming. I just assumed like in engineering, its never the actual final. Thats how you end up with file names like project_rev2.6_final_ver6

Edit: or this gem of an easter egg from paw patrol

Idk i have had glasses since like '02 and its always been this as far as i can remember

Ive always referred to myself as a social introvert. Ill go to social events, have fun, but boy is it exhausting and id rather spend time home alone doing nothing

Kinda yeah. Every bill is a negotiation. One side isnt going to straight up agree to a bill presented by the other side without pushing them for a little bit more. And one thing leads to another and the bill is too bloated to make sense anymore

Was there another one??

Cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not

Exactly. Thats one reason companies outsource and use contractors. If their demand slips, they can cut these service contracts faster and easier than if they had to lay off their own, while still retaining the internal skillsets

My in laws are extremely religious and comservative and biggoted. This year at easter, my wife volunteered to pray. She had a bunch of verses like the one in this post and just ripped them through bible teachings that theyre dicks. It was awesome

Last i checked, that would no longer make it hot water, but I use the dumb numbers where 212 is boiling

kids

This is for adults

I dont know if she was a part of this study, but a lady i worked with about 3 years ago was doing this (in a controlled environment). We had to have a staff meeting one day where the entire team needed to learn how to use her epipen in case it didnt go as planned. Was a wild fucking go

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Does Liar Liar hold up? I used to love that movie

The movies 26 years old. I work with people in my office who weren’t born in '99

Prices will go up at the announcement of tarrifs, and wont come down when they’re halted, in reasing profit margin. After what the other guy said. Tarrif expenses will always be passed down to the end user

Hes arguing that when tarrifs (functionally sales tax) go up, they can reduce income tax. But everyone knows that benefits the wealthy and hurts every day consumers