A standalone remote or phone app that connects to my car’s entertainment system that can control the satellite radio without the need for a passenger to have to lean way forward to use the touchscreen all the time. I miss the days of screen controls next to the cup holders instead of everything going through the touch screen.

Yeah, I’ll just continue to avoid watching any video media today listen to my Miles Davis LP and drink my coffee.

I bet the orange turd makes a crack like “How about that global warming?”

Haha. This is the very first thing I thought of.

I bought some powdered water, but didn’t know what to add.

The correct answer is “Enya”

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

If you’re not using the McDonalds app to get cheaper and sometimes free food, you’re doing it wrong.

Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

You have it backwards. She doesn’t get a favor. Everything is about Trump and who he thinks will do him favor after favor. The judge already did him a huge favor and Trump would expect constant favors if the judge is appointed AG.

From what I’ve seen, dudes that care that much about mushrooms are really fun guys.

“IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!” - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn’t he?

And 2 impeachments

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Deleted scene from the Parks and Recreation episode where Ron Swanson gets a circular desk.

That’s so much pot that Snoop is on his way to smoke it

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight.

Usenet Newsgroups were a big part of my life back then. Games, MP3s, Software, Movies, TV shows. So many Xbox games that I burned to DVD and loaded onto my modded Xbox. Those were the days. Now I only torrent some movies and TV shows thru a VPN and pay for everything else. My time is worth a lot more to me now than back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.

I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.

“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”