Yeah but sometimes you are doing something fun or useful for hours and it’s never wasted if it’s something important.
I enjoy chicken and arguing
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memes@lemmy.world•Sorry I annoyed you with my FRIENDSHIPEnglish
10·11 months agoWell yeah its hard to focus on erotica when a friend starts texting you silly billy
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Classic Wow@lemmy.ca•Theres a guy on the server that roleplays as the "King" or mayor of stormwindEnglish
7·1 year agoThis is what i always loved about wow, the emergent gameplay from the game. There are so many ways to play this, and none of them are wrong.
Mechaguana@programming.devto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Attention - Saturday Morning Breakfast CerealEnglish
5·1 year agoConcerning
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•French is such a beautiful languageEnglish
21·1 year agoÇa faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux
Initiative, feel the vibes for compatibility, try to find out subtly if he/she has good friends that might be interesting and do the same thing for him/her.
People are awkward, they all feel nervous to a certain degree. Be forgiving with yourself and others, but don’t bite more than you can chew.
Really it’s about saying to hell with privacy and not thinking about intruding in other ppl lives: most of the time they actually like it if it was a cool interaction at least!
If you really are nervous, try starting with saying randomly hi to strangers that aren’t in a hurry maybe add a platitude, ask the time by “accidentally” forgetting your phone, bum a cigarette off the cool guy, comment on the weather for old people. Give a compliment! Enjoy living, and don’t mind if you ever get a bad interaction, sometimes you randomly encounter someone at their lowest point or at their worst because of a personal problem, hangryness, or they just talk rudely by habit.
And if you want to meet specific people with specific interest: where do they hang out? Online? Offline? Then you proceed with a friendly hello or smile.
Mechaguana@programming.devto
linkedin@lemmy.world•LinkedIn CEO says AI writing assistant is not as popular as expectedEnglish
3·1 year agoTbh they were pitched that they would be able to fire their whole workforce so is it really wrong for theses souless corporate automatons to get comepletly bamboozled?
Man missing is not an option
Mechaguana@programming.devto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How many of you use Lemmy and ONLY use Lemmy vs Reddit?English
2·1 year agoI succeeded for a while but somehow jerboa crashes all the time during the admin’s holidays
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Linux@programming.dev•Linux continues its rise in Steam SurveyEnglish
1·1 year agoHonestly? Get a second device when installin/using linux, you’ll need it for browsing when you get stuck. Otherwise its alot of clicking until your brain does as well.
There is something so uncanny about how this character is drawn, but i really cant put my finger on it
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the strangest reason you got in trouble in school?English
5·1 year agoI always was very rebellious as a teen, and liked to check what the limits were in every aspect of life.
I went to a catholic school in country, and if you ever been in this country, you KNOW that they were bad at english. So much so, that even professors speak with the thickest local accent. Now in this country the professors are actually super strict. They are always ready to beat you down morally if you fk up.
This is where I come in. I always was good at english, having mostly grown up on american tv and shows, interacting with english speaking ppl as friends offline or online, and even have a midwestern accent. No one really bothered me in this subject, so it usually goes like this: my friends (terrible at english) would come up to me for assignments+projects, and I carried them in exchange for some favors. Most of the load took like an half an hour tops, so it was a fair exchange, and I was getting Wow gold, food and homework for other lessons.
However they did not know how much of a terribly bad deal they got from me.
We had an assignment, and the assignment was “make a realistic journalistic cover”. Thats it. Honestly, we were given too much time to do this assignment, and I was bored.
I decided, after explaining to the group what the british newspaper “the sun” does, to ask my professor if it was ok to make a tabloïd.
She said yes.
So, we carefully crafted the worst possible photoshop montage mostly about famous ppl of our country, ridiculous rumors happening at the school, some bikini pics etc… The professor even checked our cover despite being an insta suable piece of fiction, crude, and an absolute waste of academic time.
But somehow it was approved.
Then came the name. I already had it loaded. It was perfect, as it would be the true magnum opus to deride the english level of the whole faculty.
We called it Pen Island.
It passed the professor’s check, and afterwards (we didnt know this at the time) was passed to the admins. The admins, being beings of true shining genius, decided to publish the goddamn whole collection of news covers of all the english classes together, and distributed it widely around to who knows how many ppl. (I guess they were proud?)
And there it was. Penis land was front and center, being the most enjoyed piece of fictional media in school, and literally everyone, completely oblivious to the name.
I actually got mad. No one got it. And then… a not so bright friend (but he had good grades in english) laughed a ton a few days in. He got it, I was so proud! So did the professors and the whole admin as well. Apparently that friend has the habit of explaining jokes way to loudly, and someone taddled.
We were all called to the big cheese’s office. Pen Island apparently caused alot of trouble for the school. We all were suspended. I got 2 days. My white friend too. My arab friend a week. My black friend 2.
But fk it was so funny.
Mechaguana@programming.devto
Games@lemmy.world•Resident Evil Requiem - Reveal TrailerEnglish
5·1 year agoI really like this angle of the story. Re series is my fav right after subnautica, and this looks different which after the whole slew of remakes is so refreshing! Im actually excited! (I didnt mind ethan winters in 7 but 8 got to be too much, i enjoy changing protagonists for once or introducing new blood)
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Games@lemmy.world•I made a terminal-based hacker simulation game for CLI nerds. It's free. Feedback?English
8·1 year agoI played it all night, but got bored when the image wasnt changing after downloading it.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"English
1·1 year ago“Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"English
1·1 year ago“Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”
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Technology@lemmy.zip•Discord's CTO is just as worried about enshittification as you areEnglish
4·1 year agoIdk about the software, but when I was trying to apply for an internship over there the other intern told me that everything was basically manufactured in china when it came to hardware, while being a “made in home country” company
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2000snostalgia@lemmy.world•This was probably my favorite picture book as a kidEnglish
14·1 year agoI am fond of this book, but I can’t betray the hungry caterpillar gang.
Nah, im sure you would survive!



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