Filling: Cecina (Salted Cured Dried Beef) 1lb White Onion, Large 1 per lb of Cecina Nopales, 4 pads per lb of cecina

Prepare the nopales • Scrape off thorns with back of knife • Cut off outer edge and thick base • Slice into strips then squares • Boil for 15 minutes with 1/4 white onion, 2 smashed garlic, salt pepper • Strain and rinse

Slice onion, somewhat thicc Cut Cecina into small taco slice squares

Pan fry onion until translucent Add cecina until cooked through Combine nopales to finish filling

Guajillo salsa: 6 Dried Guajillos 1-2 dried Arbol* 3 cloves of garlic 1/2 onion 3-4 Tomatoes 2tsp of Tomato/Chimken bullion

This makes about 1 pint of salsa

Bring water to a boil, add everything, Boil for about 15 minutes until chilies are soft. Blend everything until smooth Add 1/2-1 Cup of boiled chili water until correct consistency Fry in hot oil to finish

*0 for Fruity Smokey only salsa, 1 for mild salsa, 2 for standard heat, 3 for bootyburn

Avocado Cilantro lime crema (threw this together to preserve ripened avocados so make it up however you like: 5 Teeny Avocados from trader joes 5 limes juiced 1 bunch of cilantro 14oz of meixcan crema Salt Cold water for consistency

This makes about a pint as well

Twist the top of the cilantro bunch off the bulk of the stems, add to a blender/food processor with the lime juice, avocados, and salt.

My food processor wasn’t big enough to add the crema too, so I just took the avocado cilantro mix and folded it into the crema until combined. Add cold water and mix until it reaches your desired consistency (not gloopy, but not liquid)

Then you slap the tacos together.

This is also great for chilaquiles, enchiladas, flautas, whatever your mexican heart desires.

What I learned.

Sync is perfectly fine, but it might be out of date soon and doesn’t get updated frequently. If it breaks, I should switch to another app. Boost, Thunder, and Voyager seem to be the most recommended

I’d call the flavor a cross between green bean and asparagus.

To get the slime out without mucking up your pan, boil it for 15 minutes. Add a chunk of onion, cloves is garlic, salt, pepper to the water for flavor. Then drain, rinse with water, and 90% of the slime will be gone. Then just combine with the rest of your cooked filling.

If you are going for a vegetarian taco, I recommend adding queso de frier (friable cheese) for that hit of salt, fat, and chewy texture. Dice it up into small pieces. Fry it with a touch of neutral oil until it’s brown and crispy on all sides.

Watch usps cuts in democratic areas lose every mail in ballot until after election day, assuming mail in ballots aren’t illegal before then

Dug up something called Banner of the Zionist Gang so I googled it and these are the first two images.

On the left is standard Soviet propaganda, racism included, and on the right is the symbol of the actual Jewish Nazi gang being sold on fucking Amazon

This prompted me to do a wiki dig. TIL Israel was founded by an actual Jewish Nazi group and they even named a military ribbon after them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lehi_(militant_group)?wprov=sfla1

In April 1948, Lehi and the Irgun were jointly responsible for the massacre in Deir Yassin of at least 107 Palestinian Arab villagers, including women and children. Lehi assassinated Lord Moyne, British Minister Resident in the Middle East, and made many other attacks on the British in Palestine. On 29 May 1948, the government of Israel, having inducted its activist members into the Israel Defense Forces, formally disbanded Lehi, though some of its members carried out one more terrorist act, the assassination of Folke Bernadotte some months later, an act condemned by Bernadotte’s replacement as mediator, Ralph Bunche. After the assassination, the new Israeli government declared Lehi a terrorist organization, arresting some 200 members and convicting some of the leaders. Just before the first Israeli elections in January 1949, a general amnesty to Lehi members was granted by the government. In 1980, Israel instituted a military decoration, an “award for activity in the struggle for the establishment of Israel”, the Lehi ribbon. Former Lehi leader Yitzhak Shamir became Prime Minister of Israel in 1983.

Nothing better than a Korean laid egg tho

I scrolled past and thought somebody was handing them a cigarette

I should drink whisky

It doubles as exclusive ring to quickly pluck out anytime they need to express their loyalty.

They also say it functions as a type of knuckle duster is case of emergency, but that has yet to be put into practice.

My brown Muslim professor of a wife who has expressed less than positive views of Israel’s genocide is distraught because she will be forced to miss her brothers wedding.

Don’t forget Putin bringing up the rear!

A proper pig spitroast

When Trump dies, President Musk will yeet the body in a flaming cybertruk to explode Obama’s library because DEI

Haters will say it’s fake

In your head, what does bootyhole bleaching do?

Size 16 double wide.

I only ever buy New Balance as I don’t trust any other shoe to fit me as well. They have an offshoot, Dunham, for more formal shoes as well as work and hiking boots.

Haven’t shopped in a shoe store since I was 12 as they stopped at size 13 in stores most of the time.

Wait, I have another.

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