Mid and basic. Perfect for normies

Step 1, dig big hole, step two, become one with tge ant people, step 3 never see daylight again

I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack

Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies

Maybe if bond had asperges this choice would make sense. He’s just a bit too quirky to make a decent bond

Something about those Grey kitty’s, that just vibes the fuck out, ya know?

Except those disgusting n*zi sympathizers and suppliers during WWII. I’m of course referring to BMW

If ww3 breaks out I’m fleeing from the us to Canada to fight for them. At least I’ll die with dignity

I miss drugs. I’ve grown up and lost contact with all connections. Oh to be young again and 1 text away from an 8 ball and a rather frisky young lady, that wants to do lines and rp kimky sex shit all night. It’s not fair that you have to grow up

Do you hear yourself??? Do you actually speak with real humans in real life? My dude or dudette just go away already

Bruh, you’re misunderstanding the point of my og comment. I wasn’t saying someone wouldn’t stand up for their partner. I was saying the entire argument sounds made up

Sorry you didn’t understand and think I beat my wife when she speaks, lmao grow up and touch some grass

All of my friends would stand up for their wives. That’s a wild assumption you’re making

The fact you take things so personally speaks volumes about your life.

I’m not your dog, kick someone else dork

Folks that can’t go but a few minutes w/o using a swear in their sentences have a small vocabulary, as such they sound moronic when speaking.

What im fuckin sayin is, you got a god damn point

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I’ll take things that never happened for 500 Alex

This reads like a shower argument I have when alone

It’s to hear better

They are just rubbing our noses in the corruption now. Problem is, Republicans like it, the like the smell of it, they like trumps hand on their neck as he smears the corruption across their faces. “Yes daddy trump, pwease wub more of uncle ewons shit on our faces”

Dude, were so fucked, the wh press sec talks to journalists like a mad dominatrix. We used to run the world, now the world wants our head, personally I say we it to em

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It really is. I once dated a girl that would rip on me for having a Samsung. She said she needed an iPhone for work cause she takes a lot of pics and uses socials a lot. She couldn’t fathom that my Samsung could do all of that and arguably more

Damn. What’s the difference between elon and a petty theif?? At least petty thief’s have some morals. Elons moral compass is stuck in magnetic vortex spinning him out of control